shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST







casmopolitan:

Emma was right







basedgibby:

lilac michael is back 🌙







MICHAELS HAIR IS LILAC IM SQUEELING







acoldwindgreetstheair:

This just happened..







cliffocondacutie:

I made some transparent Lukes if people would like to use them on their blog or something
**PRETTY PLEASE DON’T CLAIM AS YOUR OWN (I didn’t put my url in the corner of these ones) I WORK HARD ON THESE**







voodoodollhemmings:

I cry every time luke does like leg thing I cry I’m sorry

not my photo







smileylucas:

mikey messing up on the lyrics (+) 






Title: I Whip Hair Not Tragedies
Artist: Willow Smith vs. Panic! At the Disco
Played: 580570 times

rebekhaleesi:

we-r-who-we-blow:

crazygracefulburger:

iridessence:

we-r-who-we-blow:

I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …

oh mY GOD

WHY DOES THIS WORK NO

This is getting close to 25,000 plays. holy shit, thanks y’all

How do you even realize this is on point?








nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real







06.30.14







There are some things you don’t come back from. You either live with them, or you don’t.







stupih:

the universe is just one gigantic ball pit if you think about it







lifeimagines:

Just some little edits I did which are horrible -Kelly :) xx







oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’