go fuck yourself phyllis
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
Emma was right
lilac michael is back 🌙
This just happened..
I made some transparent Lukes if people would like to use them on their blog or something
**PRETTY PLEASE DON’T CLAIM AS YOUR OWN (I didn’t put my url in the corner of these ones) I WORK HARD ON THESE**
I cry every time luke does like leg thing I cry I’m sorry
not my photo
mikey messing up on the lyrics (+)
I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …
oh mY GOD
WHY DOES THIS WORK NO
This is getting close to 25,000 plays. holy shit, thanks y’all
How do you even realize this is on point?
men’s back muscles let you know that god is real